Piranha 3D (Alexandre Aja, 2010)

What's it about? An earthquake releases a school of prehistoric piranha into a lake, just as a pile of teenagers arrive for Spring Break. Gratuitous nudity ensues. 

Is it any good? Happily, it features a naked Kelly Brook in a 3D underwater lesbian scene. Sadly, even this, in addition to a smattering of tongue-in-cheek, boobs-in-peril and penis-in-fish jokes, can't quite hide the fact that's it's not very good. Then again, boobies.

I don't trust you. What do others think? 74% on Rotten Tomatoes surprisingly. Most think it's a passable update of the 1978 original. But it wasn't any good either.    

Anything else I should know? Richard Dreyfus cameos in homage to his role in Jaws. He should have got a bigger boat.

What does the Fonz think? Despite the nudity, it's...

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