Kids Corner #5 - The Black Cauldron

What is the Kid's Corner? An occasional series wherein I select fondly remembered films from my childhood and make my kids watch them so they too can fondly remember them in the future. This will increase family bonding, build character and will hopefully not end in a screaming row, like the den-building incident. So when the notion takes me, they will be dragged away from their friends and games and homework and will sit obediently by my side and/or look pityingly upon me as I wallow in nostalgia. This week....



I remember enjoying The Black Cauldron (Rich & Berman, 1985) at the cinema on its release and I was so entranced I even remember cryng a bit during one sad bit. Some time after I discovered that it was based on the second book in The Chronicles of Prydain, Lloyd Alexander's excellent fantasy series for younger readers, based on old Welsh mythology. So I read these, only to find that the film had done little justice to the story of Taran the lowly pig-herder and his quest to save his land from the forces of evil. So I started to question the quality of the film. All these years later, was I right to doubt it?

Well, yes. It's not that it's terrible, just terribly muddled. but that is no great surprise given its troubled production history. Stalled attempts to make it during the 70s had so frustrated chief Disney animator Don Bluth that he left with his team to set up his own studio. In the early 80s, it was hoped that new-fangled computer technology would make it the 'new Snow White', but the ambition of the project proved too much for the young animation team left behind. By 1984 new Disney bosses Jeffrey Katzenberg and Michael Eisner were ringing the changes and the animation department, now splintered into several disjointed groups, was in danger of being axed entirely. So a lot was riding on the success of The Black Cauldron, which was now the most expensive animated film ever made, with a budget of anywhere between $25m and $40m, depending on your sources. But perhaps the new film, the first Disney film to be rated PG in an attempt to appeal to an older audience of kids, would cash in on the popular dungeons and dragons phenomenon?




Well, no. The first test screenings were a disaster. The lack of teamwork in the animation department was clearly evident in the variable animation onscreen and the deliberately darker tone proved too much for younger viewers, who were left in tears. Allegedly, Katzenberg was so apoplectic that he himself marched down to the editing room and started to cut scenes from the film before a frantic compromise was reached. In the end about 12 minutes were chopped, making an already choppy film even, well, choppier. The resulting film flopped at the box-office, limping home with less than half its budget recouped. Only the influence of Roy Disney (Walt's nephew) kept the animation department in place, a decision which would eventually return the studio to the glory days in the early 90s with the likes of Beauty & the Beast, The Lion King and Aladdin. But it was a close run thing. For a while The Black Cauldron was the film that almost killed Disney animation for good. 




Viewed over 30 years later, the problems seem not so much the animation, which is actually quite impressive in parts, not least in the 'Cauldron-born' sequence - the heavily cut bit that freaked out those young kids. It's the storytelling, which develops both plot and characters poorly and with none of the charm we would expect from Disney. There's little logic to the repetitive chase-capture-escape action, the villain is a poor man's Skeletor and the magical pig which kicks off the story is all but forgotten about halfway through. Little wonder Eisner demanded that script-to-storyboard would now be the method employed by the animators in future, rather than the decades-long tradition of doing it the other way round. So that was that. But wait! The source material still holds promise and still belongs to Disney. And with the sword-and-sorcery fantasy bandwagon showing no signs of slowing down, recent reports are that Disney are planning a live-action adaptation of the Prydain chronicles. For all its faults, The Black Cauldron may yet get a second lease of life as people seek it out for curiosity while they are munchings and crunchings on their popcorn.


The Kids are All Right?
No.1 (10yo): "It was good, except for the stupid bits"
No.2 (7yo): "Meh....I'm watching Wipeout instead"
No.3 (3yo): Left after 1 minute, dragging Peppa Pig toy. Unavailable for comment.

A full list of films in Kids Corner can be found here.

Eye in the Sky (Gavin Hood, 2016)

What's it about? A planned capture mission on a military target in Nairobi is complicated when a innocent young girl sets up her bread stall within the strike-zone. Her safety depends on the decision of many watchers, courtesy of high-tech surveillance footage. In London, a lieutenant general (Alan Rickman) urges action, but needs the approval of dithering politicians, who are concerned about the legal and political fallout. At command centre, the colonel in charge of the operation (Helen Mirren) is determined to get her target, but is all too acutely aware of the need to operate within the law and to the chain of command. In Nevada, a US drone pilot (Aaron Paul) is the man who must actually pull the trigger, which weighs heavily on his conscience. Finally, in Nairobi, an agent-in-the-field (Barkhad Abdi) may be in a position to persuade the girl to move to safety.


Is it any good? A solid thriller which generates and sustains tension to good effect, even though most of the action is simply people communicating between the different locations by phone, video and computer.  As it moves assuredly between the four main locations, the effect of the 'real-time' scenario and frequent use of the surveillance video-feed is that the viewer becomes rather complicit in the action, raising the inevitable question - what would you do? In truth, the characters are little more than mouthpieces for the various for-and-against arguments for the strike, but the moral and ethical issues raised by the differing viewpoints are thought-provoking enough in themselves to forgive the lack of character depth.  And in true Hitchcockian fashion, Hood knows that the threat of the strike is more suspenseful than the actual event - the number of loaves on the little girl's makeshift stall is a wonderfully visual countdown device as tension builds. It's not perfect - there are a few clumsily handled moments (the stuff with the doll and food poisoning) - but this is still a timely film about the nature of modern warfare and the grey areas in which those involved must operate.

Anything else I should know? Sadly, this was the last on-screen performance from Alan Rickman, who died just a few weeks after the film was released. Rather fitting that such a intelligent actor gets to sign off with a challenging film which affords him the chance to deliver a great last line.

What does the Fonz think? I spy with my little eye, something beginning with G.....
Good film.






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Bone Tomahawk (S. Craig Zahler, 2016)

What's it about? When savages kidnap a woman (Lili Simmons) and deputy from a frontier town, a posse consisting of gruff sheriff (Kurt Russell and his moustache), grizzled old-timer (Richard Jenkins), dandy sharpshooter (Matthew Fox) and the woman's crippled husband (Patrick Wilson) set off in pursuit.

Is it any good? Perhaps best if you watch this without knowing too much about it. Go on, I'll wait here eating beans by the campfire til you return.


Back again? Wait, you just hid behind that cactus, didn't you? Well, we'll keep spoilers to a minimum here. Suffice to say that it's clearly camped in traditional Western genre for most of its running time, before it veers off the trail into a different type of territory near the end. But I liked it a lot. It moves quite slowly, but that allows us to enjoy the interesting interactions between the main characters, facilitated by some eloquent dialogue which is often wryly funny and, towards the end, quite moving. The performances are all good and by the end I really did care who lived or die. And make no mistake; people do die! The violence, when it happens, is rather matter-of-fact and all the more shocking for that, with some particularly nasty injuries accrued on the way to the climax. It may have a gentle pace, but this is not for the faint-hearted. And yes, a bone tomahawk does make an appearance, to memorable, cover-your-eyes effect. Recommended. (The film, that is, not the bone tomahawk antics).

I don't trust you. What do others think? Some misgivings from those who felt it didn't quite pull off its switch in tone towards the end, but generally critics were impressed that it had manged to pay homage to the character-driven Westerns of John Ford (The Searchers in particular), whilst also skewering some romantic Wild West myths. "This is why frontier life is so difficult," says one character. "Not because of the Indians, or the elements, but because of the idiots." With smart writing like that, which has invited comparison with Tarantino, it's apt that good word-of-mouth is starting to build it a cult following amongst normal audiences on rental services, where its unique charms can be savoured at leisure.

What does the Fonz think? Oooh! I could eat a horse opera.





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