So, in a daring move no-one else has thought of, the Top 20 Films of the 2010s will be revealed here in reverse order, as selected by an expert team. Although when I say team, I mean me. And when I say expert, I mean hopelessly amateur. No matter! It's happening, so get your arguing hats on and lets begin!
, but this was more enjoyable than them all. Partly because it smartly subverts the Disney princess clichés, partly because the animation is eye-wateringly beautiful, partly because of The Rock, but mostly because it has as a jewel-encrusted crab belting out a fabulous Bowie-esque tune about how it what’s on the outside that matters. See it with kids and feel
19
Eighth Grade (2019)
A number of terrific coming-of-age films were released this decade, but this one set itself apart with its astute and sensitive depiction of how social media adds an extra layer to teen angst. Featuring a wonderfully natural performance from Elsie Fisher, it's a touching, thought-provoking reminder that becoming a teenager is pretty damn stressful. (Although not as stressful as being the parent of one).
18
Incendies (2011)
Denis Villeneuve may have gone on to bigger things in Hollywood, but he has yet to match this ingeniously constructed French-Canadian drama, which moves back and forth in time to tell a gripping, moving tale about atrocities in the war-torn Middle East. Best seen without knowing anything else about it. You can thank me after.
17
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
For most of its running time this is a great Western, with flinty, squinty frontier characters, fabulous scenery and leisurely dialogue which is both funny and moving. And then the film enters into different territory altogether, during which a bone tomahawk does indeed make an appearance, to memorable, cover-your-eyes effect. An underrated gem.
16
Train to Busan (2016)
My favourite of several smartly satirical horrors this decade, this is much more than its simple 'zombies on a train' premise would suggest. Yes, it is an immensely enjoyable ride with exciting action, tense set-pieces and efficient characterization. But there’s intelligent satire here too, about the global recession, class differences and anti-immigrant sentiment. And it has a gut-punch of an ending. George A. Romero would be proud.
15
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
A wonderful screwball comedy about murder, theft, prison, war, cakes and OAP sex. Smartly assembled, beautifully shot and very funny, thanks in no small part to a hilariously dead-pan performance from Ralph Fiennes. A quirky delight - the hotel now even has
its own entry on TripAdvisor.
14
The Florida Project (2017)
Several films this decade have gone for the child’s-eye view of life, but none was as impressive as this funny, vibrant and touchingly authentic portrayal of a cash-poor community scraping together a living on the fringes of DisneyWorld. Heart-warming and heart-breaking in equal measures.
13
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Scorsese’s funniest film in years is a wildly entertaining ride through the life of crooked stockbroker Jordan Belfort, with all the director’s trademark flourishes, soundtrack and profanity in place; 'Greed is Goodfellas'. Some accused him of glamorizing its subject, but Belfort hardly came out of it looking good. The Wolf of Wall Street might have been an obnoxious dickhead, but The Wolf of Wall Street is a very good film indeed.
12
What Richard Did (2013)
Lenny Abrahamson’s superb coming-of-age film features a star-making performance from Jack Reynor as the teenage Richard, who commits a crime and gradually realizes that his easy life may be supported by cowardly elders and a rather rotten Celtic Tiger society. Too slow and low-key for some, but I thought it was, loike, a really super orthouse film.
11
Booksmart (2019)
An enormously enjoyable revamp of the high-school movie, fizzing with an energy of buddy action-comedy and with a stonkingly good soundtrack of hip-hop tunes and old school classics. Add in the immensely likeable performances from the two lead actresses and you’ve got a film that is funny, warm and, yes, smart. See it, or you'll be left with a serious case of FOMO.
10
The Social Network (2010)
Given the medium being used here, this is a fitting entry on the list. It might take liberties with the truth and I doubt Mark Zuckerberg and friends are as erudite and quick-witted as the snappy script makes them sound, but this superbly told story astutely skewers the heart of the entire social media phenomenon. Please like. Please?
9
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
A perfectly-pitched horror-comedy mockumentary about four co-habiting vampires. The laughs come thick and fast, as every vampire cliché is mined for maximum comic effect, but there's even room for a little bit of poignancy near the end about their plight. The funniest film of the decade. If you don’t agree, bite me.
8
The Act of Killing (2013)
A strong decade for superb documentary features, but this rose to the top by transcending the genre to become a profound commentary on the evil that men do. An astonishing, frightening, sickening, brilliant film. I never want to see it again.
Song of the Sea (2014)
The best animated film of the decade is not by Disney, or Pixar, or Ghibli, but Kilkenny’s own Cartoon Saloon. A simply gorgeous slice of animated folklore which blurs together the real and mythical worlds in a parable which explores themes of family, grief and loss. Watch it if you've ever believed in faeries, or listened to a sea-shell, or loved a pet dog, or rubbed dockleaves on a nettle-sting. Simply magical.
6
The Babadook (2014)
A terrific decade for horror films, but this was my favorite because it was the one that I found most (a) scary and (b) affecting, thanks to claustrophobic presentation, intense performances and a strong emotional core. Cult classic status was ensured when The Babadook himself was adopted by the LGBTQ community as a gay icon.
5
Inception (2010)
Proof that Hollywood Blockbusters can have both brains and brawn. A breathless action flick that also credits its audience with the intelligence to keep up with the brain-teasing ideas and developments presented. In particular, the hotel zero-gravity scenes rank as a thrilling piece of cinema, both in concept and execution. People frustrated by the ambiguous ending may disagree, but
Je Ne Regrette Rien.
4
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)
An immaculately assembled psychological thriller, moving back in forth in time to reveal how one terrible crime has affected a mother (a superbly brittle Tilda Swinton) and her family. For any parents battling with a 'terrible twos' stage, potty-training or sulky teenage children, it'll be more unnerving and disturbing than a hundred horror films. Outstanding.
3
The Secret in Their Eyes (2010)
Not the US remake, but the Argentinian original, which is the only film on this list I watched twice in one day. Everything you could want from a great thriller; intelligent plotting, surprising twists, suspense, mystery, great performances and an emotional wallop to boot. Plus a dazzling 5 minute Steadicam shot following a chase through a football stadium. You don't get that on Sky Sports. Superb.
2
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
VVROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! Who’d have thought that octogenarian director George Miller would return to the trilogy that made his name with such magnificent results. Not only did he deliver an extraordinary feast of insane carmageddon action, but he managed to turn the most macho of genres into a feminist classic, when it becomes clear Mad Max is very much playing second fiddle to Charlize Theron’s ferocious Imperiosa Furiosa. The greatest action film of the decade and the only film on this list to feature a flame-throwing guitar solo from a gimp suspended by bungee ropes atop a war jalopy. Utterly, brilliantly mental.
1
A Separation (2011)
What??!! The best film of the decade is an Iranian film about a relationship break-up? You better believe it. This is everything great cinema should be. A beautifully acted and directed affair, which stimulates both the emotions and the brain. A compassionate, engrossing drama which is more gripping than a hundred conventional thrillers. And it has a brilliant, BRILLIANT script, which keeps our sympathies shifting and our expectations subverted in telling a story with no heroes, no villains, just people. A masterpiece.
And there we have it. There's other best-of-decade lists out there, but mine is clearly the definitive one. I'll fight anyone says different.
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