Black Dynamite (Scott Sanders, 2009)

What's it about? Former CIA agent and all-round badass Black Dynamite sets out to avenge his brother's death by ridding the streets of gangsters and sticking it to The Man. Still makes sure to set aside some time for the hos, though.

Is it any good? An affectionate and funny spoof of those ropey blaxploitation films, complete with deliberately cheesy acting, ludicrous plotting, martial arts, a funky soundtrack and, happily, plenty of gratuitous nudity. Can you honkies dig it? You bet your sweet ass and half a titty you can!

Anything else I should know? Here's a taster of the type of thing you can expect.
Black Chick: Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had.
White Chick: Me too.
Asian Chick: That goes triple for me.
Black Dynamite: Shh. Mama, you're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches

Now, that's funny.

What does the Fonz think? I can dig it.

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