KIND WORDS OF SUPPORT FROM MY READERS

"Great blog, Declan! See you at the next pool party!"
The Girls of the Playboy Mansion

"Great blog, Declan! Sorry I can't be there in person."
Edward Snowden

"My lawyers will be in touch."
Tom Cruise

"This blog is so winning, it will melt the faces off people!"
Charlie Sheen

"Stop e-mailing me, you freak! And stay out of my garden!”
Cameron Diaz

"Ever since I was a little boy, I dreamt of playing for a blog like yours"
Robbie Keane

"Declan, you are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity."
Buzz Lightyear